Thursday, May 15, 2003

Chaos Theory


I have decided that my life is dictated entirely by the movements of tiny interplanetary dustmotes. All things are random. I try to do things and shockingly random coincidences either prevent me or help me to do them. For example, this morning I wanted breakfast. I opened the freezer and two frozen waffles fall on my foot. I was not permitted to make a breakfast choice this morning. It had to be waffles. They jumped out of the freezer and said "Eat us!" Another example occured at 2pm this afternoon. I was at work. I grew thirsty, looked at the soda cooler, and bitched at my boss that we did not carry anything good to drink. He walked over to the dairy fridge and handed me a chocolate milk. They were going to expire today. I did not even know that we were stocking them again. I love chocolate milk. Yet another example of random food today-- dinnertime. At 5:30, my mother and I expressed the desire to eat some food. We discovered that there was very little in the kitchen at work that fit such a description, and we knew that the only thing to eat at home was a little bit of left over pasta and broccoli. Upon opening the fridge for the sixth time, she noticed a shrub drinkmix bottle from the Village Cafe (a favorite restaurant that the rest of my family does not appreciate) and said that we should go out to eat. She even suggested that we go there. It was very weird. Everything I have eaten today has been predestined! I could be exaggerating though. Perhaps everything is just now catching up to me... Ah well.


Another random thing today was finding this interesting blog when I logged on. Very weird. Really neat though. See it for yourself -- random guy. Also random was the fact that he used the same template as me. Weird.


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