Amusing Quotes


Here are a few quotes from a book that I have recently purchased. They were chosen at complete random so enjoy!



I cannot forgive my friends for dying; I do not find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing.-- Logan Pearsall Smith- English writer and critic



If you want to make God laugh, tell her your plans.-- Anne Lamott- American Writer



The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he is really very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.-- Robert Graves- English poet



I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.-- J. Edgar Hoover- American Federal Bureau of Investigations Director.



There are many many more but I will save them for another day